I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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