I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
handjob tips. give me some.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
why do cheetos always look like penises
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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