How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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