is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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