i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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