I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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