super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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