So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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