That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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