Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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