I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You pole danced in your parka.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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