What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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