I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I wish i was in the wii world.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Come back. Shots need mouths.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
