what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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