bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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