I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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