alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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