every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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