i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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