if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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