Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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