You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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