I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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