Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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