I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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