I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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