addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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