I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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