I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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