worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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