I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Welp...herpes.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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