i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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