I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
We need to rekindle our bromance
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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