I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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