Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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