i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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