is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
