It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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