I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Congratulations! We have a period
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
