Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Sober January is a disaster.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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