i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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