oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Holy shit dude........stairs
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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