i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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