Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
