Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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