How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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