Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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