I heard we made out
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
