Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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