Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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