whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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