Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Damn victory sex feels great
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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