Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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