I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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