he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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