That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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