I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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